Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agoOne of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up1288arrow-down18
arrow-up1280arrow-down1imageOne of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square73linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 days agoAm I experiencing a profound spiritual desolation or have I not eaten enough for breakfast?lemmy.todayimagemessage-square40linkfedilinkarrow-up1295arrow-down115
arrow-up1280arrow-down1imageAm I experiencing a profound spiritual desolation or have I not eaten enough for breakfast?lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square40linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agoI am going to reduce my drug use by moving to drug city with my close personal friend Mr. Drugslemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down13
arrow-up1104arrow-down1imageI am going to reduce my drug use by moving to drug city with my close personal friend Mr. Drugslemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agoSweetie your nutsack is showing from 10 miles awaylemmy.todayimagemessage-square148linkfedilinkarrow-up1394arrow-down125
arrow-up1369arrow-down1imageSweetie your nutsack is showing from 10 miles awaylemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square148linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 days agoNo one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someone's car islemmy.todayimagemessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up1154arrow-down19
arrow-up1145arrow-down1imageNo one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someone's car islemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square15linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agoDo not lick the subway saltlemmy.todayimagemessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1241arrow-down16
arrow-up1235arrow-down1imageDo not lick the subway saltlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square21linkfedilink
InterestingUsername@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 days agoIf you can’t picture your job being done by a pig wearing clothes in a children’s book, it’s not a real job and you add no real value to society.lemmy.mlimagemessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up1185arrow-down116
arrow-up1169arrow-down1imageIf you can’t picture your job being done by a pig wearing clothes in a children’s book, it’s not a real job and you add no real value to society.lemmy.mlInterestingUsername@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square38linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agoI'm not an adult, I'm a child with a drinking permit.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up1270arrow-down15
arrow-up1265arrow-down1imageI'm not an adult, I'm a child with a drinking permit.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square10linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agoThey look strangely comfy for damned souls tortured in the lowest circle of helllemmy.todayimagemessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up1216arrow-down14
arrow-up1212arrow-down1imageThey look strangely comfy for damned souls tortured in the lowest circle of helllemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square27linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agoa 112-year-old bald vegan tattooed pansexual monk boy in nomad gearlemmy.todayimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up1244arrow-down114
arrow-up1230arrow-down1imagea 112-year-old bald vegan tattooed pansexual monk boy in nomad gearlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square13linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agohow fucking good do you have to be at drag to make the mob stop being homophobic lemmy.todayimagemessage-square82linkfedilinkarrow-up1502arrow-down17
arrow-up1495arrow-down1imagehow fucking good do you have to be at drag to make the mob stop being homophobic lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square82linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agoI eat my vitamins but get 0 hoeslemmy.todayimagemessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up1201arrow-down18
arrow-up1193arrow-down1imageI eat my vitamins but get 0 hoeslemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square18linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agoCan anyone recommend some entry level behaviors?plus-squarelemmy.todayimagemessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up1165arrow-down15
arrow-up1160arrow-down1imageCan anyone recommend some entry level behaviors?plus-squarelemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square11linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agoI support women's right to vertically rotate 360⁰lemmy.todayimagemessage-square63linkfedilinkarrow-up1681arrow-down16
arrow-up1675arrow-down1imageI support women's right to vertically rotate 360⁰lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square63linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agoDon't you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven freelemmy.todayimagemessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up1132arrow-down12
arrow-up1130arrow-down1imageDon't you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven freelemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agoNo humans could make an apartment this complexlemmy.todayimagemessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up1216arrow-down11
arrow-up1215arrow-down1imageNo humans could make an apartment this complexlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square14linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agobitch who you think sexed up those appleslemmy.todayimagemessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1220arrow-down11
arrow-up1219arrow-down1imagebitch who you think sexed up those appleslemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square8linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agoAntisemitic anticyclist Georg lives in a cave and eats 1000 bicycling Jews every day and should not have been countedlemmy.todayimagemessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up160arrow-down11
arrow-up159arrow-down1imageAntisemitic anticyclist Georg lives in a cave and eats 1000 bicycling Jews every day and should not have been countedlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agoIt's the uncircumcised telle tubby showlemmy.todayimagemessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up1113arrow-down13
arrow-up1110arrow-down1imageIt's the uncircumcised telle tubby showlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square11linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agoThey've sexualized the word "daddy" so much that when I have kids, they'll have to call me sensei.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square76linkfedilinkarrow-up1427arrow-down118
arrow-up1409arrow-down1imageThey've sexualized the word "daddy" so much that when I have kids, they'll have to call me sensei.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square76linkfedilink
