My cat has a huge catnip-stuffed baguette toy that he wrestles like this. It’s longer than he is, and he makes the funniest faces when he attacks it. He’s been his match in bread form!

The beast is demonic in nature.

I am truly frightened

I think that’s an Italian void. They is just preventing anyone serving an Hawaiian pizza.

I’m not a pineapple, so I should be safe.

Striking fear into the hearts of millions.

Dem we need peoplefuckingdying here 😂