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    “Sure, the outside is a little weird, but does it really need to be in this community?”

    Picture 5: “Oh, found the bad one”

    Picture 31: “Holy shit!”

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    Assessor states 4 bedrooms, per seller this is a 6 bedroom home

    For some reason this made me lol

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    It’s like they took 32 individual interior design students, put them in a blender, then sprayed them in separate rooms.

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      It’s time for another exciting round of, “Stroke victim, pocket-typing, or AI-bot?” Johnny Gilbert, please introduce our first contestant and tell us all about the exciting prizes they could win on today’s show!!

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    Well mom, remember my dream of owning a big house on a hill and how I used to wish for a living room with a plaster lion in it from Mexico and how I always wanted a large twenty four seat dining table in a dining room with original oil paintings by Michelangelo and Rembrandt and remember how I always wanted a rotating bed with pink chiffon and zebra stripes and remember how I used to chit chat with dad about always wanting a bathtub shaped like a clam and an office with orange and white stripes and remember how much I wanted an all red billiard room with a giant stuffed camel and how I wanted a disco room with my own disco dancers and a party room with fancy friends and remember how much I wanted a big backyard with Grecian statues, s-shaped hedges and three swimming pools? Well, I got that too.

    From “The Jerk”

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    I have … thoughts.
    Firstly, the match between the bedspreads and the wallpaper is its own kind of impressive, I admire the effort.
    The pictures are really nice given the amount of mirrors, the photoshop is very well done !
    Not sure if I hate the slippery stone floor from the entry room of the rough ones more.
    Why does the fireplace of the mirror room seems to be sitting in a shower drain bit thingy… ?
    PINK SHARP TOILET AND COPPER MIRRORS. They could have used that in the shinning. I love it.
    Why does most of it manages to look somewhat expensive, and then you’ve got ugly shelves and that ceiling (you know which one) ?

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    Picture #6. If you remember the original DOOM video game, it’s those rooms where John Romero was going for that weird Lovecraftian vibe where you’re horrifyingly inside the flesh and organs of a vast living entity, but the textures don’t quite line up correctly.

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    I’d lose the flesh-colored marble, the animal heads, and anywhere with wallpaper on the ceiling needs that ripped down. Otherwise dope house.

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    I’d probably begin with a crowbar, but if some of the stuff on the walls is too firmly attached, I’d move up to a kango hammer.

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      Yeah, at least in the order the photos are presented, that’s pretty clearly where I went from “Huh…” to “Huh???”