• elliot_crane@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    “What are you a blind sheep? This is CLEARLY a RIGGED FALSE FLAG conviction that the CROOKED Democrats did to make everyone think that the justice system is fair but we’re TOO SMART for that and us REAL AMERICANS can see what they’re trying to do

    Anyway donate money to my campaign”

    and then trump shits himself and takes a nap or something, idk

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      4 months ago

      Needs about 11% more spelling mistakes and 32% less sense

      • elliot_crane@lemmy.world
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        4 months ago

        Damn… you’re right. Ok, let me try eating McDonald’s and slugging Diet Coke every day for the next forty years and I’ll try it again.