• Tachanka [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      because-of-the-implication The whole purpose of buying the truck in the first place was to stage a kidnapping before I propose to my girlfriend… then she can’t refuse…because of the implication.

      both-sides Okay you had me goin’ there for the first half. The second half kinda threw me.

      because-of-the-implication Well dude, think about it. She’s out in the middle of nowhere, with a truck full of dudes with crowbars she barely knows. She looks around and what does she see? Nothing but trees “Ah there’s nowhere for me to run! What am I gonna do, say no?”

      both-sides Okay. That seems really dark.

      because-of-the-implication It’s not dark, you’re misunderstanding me, bro.

      both-sides I think I am.

      because-of-the-implication Yeah, you are. Because if my girlfriend says ‘no’, then the answer is obviously ‘no’. But the thing is she is not gonna say no. She would never say ‘no’, because of the implication.

      both-sides Ok, now that’s the second time you’ve said that word, what implication?

      because-of-the-implication The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to marry me. Not that things are gonna go wrong for her, but she’s thinking that they will.

      both-sides … But it sounds like she doesn’t want to marry you…

      because-of-the-implication Why aren’t you understanding this?

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    Dude the only way she’s going to agree to marry you is if she thinks shit is going down bro.

    That just gave me the best idea, we just need to get a moving truck and some masks bros!

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    On one hand, I don’t know if I can face a woman knowing that she knows there’s a possibility I might have the capacity for this level of stupidity and callousness

    On the other hand, I don’t think I want to date guys knowing that there’s a possibility etc etc

    Despite being bisexual I hereby reaffirm my volcel pledge, good luck out there fellas

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      It’s lib and bougie I know,

      I just been really isolated these past months in my temporary work-from-home job so Isometimes I use it to know what normal-ish people besides my family are talking about.

      I refuse to listen to normal-normal people for my own sanity

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        More than understandable. Yes, they are libs, they are bougie, and there is a nexus between El Gordo Dan and Rebord (I hate both of them with all my soul).

        But, yes. After a full day of work, a full marxist news analysis can be a little “pesado”. And the morning program is the most progressive one on the channel.

        I understand you.

        And anything is better than listening to Radio Mitre.

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        The programs on Posdata are very good, albeit, they are integrated with a lot of people on the leftist spectrum (anarchists, tankies, trots and one or two progressive peronists). Special mention to “Noticias del Ayer”, “SRL” and “Café Millenial”.

        -Pablo Borda: His videos are mostly history classes, and very good ones. And he his a tankie with some interesting connections to Russia.

        -El Fundido: Two former trots militants. Their analysis, both from the modern leftists parties and our current situation, are very interesting and on point. Of course, they are trots at hearth but they are more open to ML and China.

        -Vía Socialista: This one is a controversial one. I’m far from some of the theories coming from Sartelli, and the party posture on social matters. But there are a few vids focused on especific themes that can be rescued (EJ: Romina De Luca and her vids on education).

        -Filocrítica: Philosophy, marxism, and everything that is right in the world. I highly reommend Prezioso’s vids. He even has one with Amílcar Mandoki (Filosofía de la Historia. Another awesome channel).

        Those are some that come to mind. Mostly theory and serious subjects. But, Posdata has some lightweight programs to laught and relax: Nieguen Todo, Peor es Trabajar and Tres empanadas.

        Outside of theory: “El Sinso” (funny simpsons caps discussions) and “Te Lo Transmito Así Nomás” (this one ended back in 2020, but they are funny af and are awesome to rewatch. Movie analysis is the focus). And yes, Jorge Pinarello (Te Lo Resumo) is in both of them.

        Ahora que termino de escribir, me doy cuenta que podría haber escrito todo en español directamente…

        Ojalá alguno sea de tú interés. Pero tenés razón, a veces uno necesita descomprimir de tanta teoría (y de toda la locura de nuestro gobierno).

        • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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          Ey, café millenial es exactamente lo que hubiera querido encontrar antes, conocía a Café Kioto y Pablo Borda por separado,

          Café Kioto buenos videos pero siento que la complica al pedo con las palabras que usa. Obviamente no soy “de sociales”, estará muy correcto su terminología, pero al no bajarlo maś a tierra siento que pierde público.

          Pablo Borda había cruzado en youtube sus videos de historia, no me los fumaba porque los que vi el chabón era muy de cartón frente a la cámara.

          Noticias de Ayer vi un clip y estuvo bueno, pero también escuché el capitulo de Spoiler Alert y me pareció muy aburrido todo el programa.

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            Son bastante desestructurados los de Café Millenial. Y un cago de risa.

            Y en Noticias de Ayer tenés a altas profesionales. Recomiendo también el canal de La Inca (peronista, pero con muy buen material). Los mismo con SRL.

            Me alegro que te gustaran.

            Y, por lejos, los más aburridos de la cooperativa son los de Spoiler Alert. La realidad es que todos los otros le pasan el trapo, pero le ponen onda.

            Que tengas buenas tardes!