Zoom CEO Eric Yuan is pushing hard for AI with everything — he’s long advocated sending “clones” to meetings.

These ‘return to office’ meeting-loving clowns are pieces of work. Imagine a meeting so important that you can literally walk out of the room

Truly, this is the only valid use for AI

peon: Sir, the bean counters have determined once again that meetings are a huge woftam. Please advise!

ceo: Is there any way we can make them waste even more?

They are a digital meeting company. A company that lives on digital meetings. Which will now enshittify digital meetings.

But line goes up, right?