Damn. His name is my name too

Now read this in John Bailey’s Epic “honest trailers” voice

he’s literally fr fr

I then this into ChatGPT for a hypothetical movie trailer:

Upbeat music playing]

Narrator (Voiceover): In a world where identity is everything…

[Scenes of crowded city streets, people rushing by]

Narrator (Voiceover): …a man will embark on an extraordinary journey…

[Close-up shot of a man’s face, determined expression]

Narrator (Voiceover): …to discover the true meaning of his name…

[Flashback of a young boy learning his name, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt]

Narrator (Voiceover): …a name that holds a secret…

[Quick shots of newspaper clippings with headlines about mysterious events]

Narrator (Voiceover): …a name that will change everything.

[Close-up shot of a mysterious envelope with the words “Open me”]

Narrator (Voiceover): John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt…

[Cut to John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt opening the envelope]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt (Confused): What’s this?

[Close-up shot of a letter]

Letter (Voiceover): John, it’s time to embrace your destiny…

[Montage of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt training and learning about his name’s hidden power]

Narrator (Voiceover): In a world where names hold unimaginable power…

[Scenes of epic battles and John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt using his name to fight]

Narrator (Voiceover): …he will become a hero…

[John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt standing tall, surrounded by a cheering crowd]

Narrator (Voiceover): …unleashing a force that will shake the very foundations of existence.

[Quick shots of explosions and intense action sequences]

Narrator (Voiceover): John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt…

[John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt standing before a villain, ready for the final showdown]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt (Determined): This ends now!

[Explosive climax with John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt using the full potential of his name]

[Montage of people from all walks of life chanting the name “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt”]

Crowd (Chanting): John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt! John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt!

Narrator (Voiceover): His name is your name too…

[John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt triumphantly walking away as the sun sets]

Narrator (Voiceover): …and together, we will redefine what it means to be extraordinary.

[Title fades in]

Title: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt

Tagline: His name is your name too.

[Final shot of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt looking back at the camera with a knowing smile]

[Upbeat music swells]

Narrator (Voiceover): Coming soon to theaters near you.

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