Found the Team Lead lol

Mounth

Sales: It will absolutely change the way you look at [PRODUCT CATEGORY]. We’ve built a flexible, adaptable Swiss Army Knife of tools for you… so which card do you want to use and how many licenses can I put you down for?

I dunno, I’d kinda like to try riding that.

If probably need it to be a drinking game it something, however - this does not constitute a functional working environment, but it would be pretty entertaining

mounth