• iknowyouare@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    When I was in college, I worked across the street for a Starbucks. I used to always go there for a cup of coffee, take a few sips, and go to my desk. Every day at exactly 9:30 I had to take a shit. Like clockwork.

    • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      Same, except that I’m up at 5, out the door by 6. You’d think I’d learn to smash that first cup at 5.10-5.15 and poop before I go…but who’s the idiot slamming a cup on the way out the door and hustling from the bus to site every day? That’s right, it’s me…

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      1 year ago

      The coffeine and chlorogenic acids (also found in eggplants, peaches and plums) in coffee stimulate the bowels which then can lead to bowel movement in some people.

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    1 year ago

    For some reason the phrase “the poop in my butt” cracks me up. Just the mere concept of faeces being in the buttocks and not the intestines is really funny.