How to make an “advanced” western military:
- Make stuff that breaks constantly
- When it breaks, fix it with glue
- Done. You can now claim you’re better than everyone else because you have an “advanced” military.
It’s “advanced” 10000% markup glue though. It costs more so it’s clearly better.
Hey that normal glue delivered to military by totally not corrupted private company cost 10000% more as the seemingly same glue i can buy in shop, that means it’s 10000% better! Capitalism fuck yeah!
Let me guess, every lib is gonna scream “But Kursk”.
Kursk, Admiral Kuznetsov, anything really. There was a video on Reddit about the upcoming Russian attack drone project. Several top ranking comments were attempting to be witty with variations of “lel Russian ‘drone’ means dere’s pilot inside honhon”
Also why they don’t even mention when India almost lost their nuclear ICBM sub after they forgot to close the hatch before submerging.
Submarine Engineer 1: “Hmm, should we stop the submarine from submerging if the hatch is open?”
Submarine Engineer 2: “No, it’ll be fine. What could go wrong?”“But captain, doctor ordered me to sleep near the open window!”
