When I die I want my ashes scattered over the people I didn’t like.
When I die I also want to be scattered in the McDonald’s ball pit. But not cremated.
Meatgrinder ahoi!
Do they even have these anymore?
I bet you somebody’s gotta be keeping a list going of remaining play places, if any
I bet that person is on a list
I was conceived from a woman with a ball shaped egg and from a man with a sperm from a ball shaped ball. When I die, put my ashes in a colorful ball and return me to the ball pit so that my death may bring joy just as my conception did.
To cut down on costs, I would want to just have one giant family urn. Toss my ashes into those of my ancestors and give it a good stir to mix it all together.
I love getting shattered at the ball pit
Honey, little Samantha has someone’s grandpa all over her shoes again ❤️
To mix with the stale urine puddled at the bottom!
I want my body launched into space so I can leave this shit hole behind
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