Whoa crazy I was just watching this scene on my Emby as I scrolled past this post.

💕

Deep, or wide?

How would coolant get in there? A mechanical failure, or would someone have to literally pour coolant into the oil hole?

Good lord, I havent thought about that movie in forever.

“Babe you’re going to need a new friend”

TFW you look down and are startled because for a moment you think that a Soviet Borei class ballistic missile submarine has surfaced in the toilet bowl

You’re missing out on thousands of dollars worth of paid poop breaks!

The fucking what?!

Once the policeman pointed out the issue of John taking things from other people’s houses without paying for them, John made nessecary changes to fix the issue.

Of course, he wasn’t arrested for theft, nor were the previously taken items returned, because it was only a technical issue which was quickly resolved.

The corner shop?

A worm, you say?

Asked what his appeal is going to be to the people of Clacton, the comedian replied, “I’m not Nigel Farage.”

I still have a couple of these

Yeah

Peacum butter sandwich

This is the song and video that plays in their head when they sleep (source: I spin like a ceiling fan in my sleep)

Don’t let her read Fountain head

Paine loved beef

Yeah totally. If I have to pay to see a doctor to get a sick note for a day off, I may as well get a whole week off.

My Dr will give me medical certs if I just say I’m tired and need some time off. Boom, 2 weeks off, no worries. The medical cert just says “Diagnosis: Medical Condition”