DHS says

Okay. That was a quickie. What else is in the Probably Didn’t Happen Times today?

SCOTUS already said federal agencies can’t just make up regulation (no more Chevron difference) and an EO isn’t law.

Maybe it’s time for the crows to have their shot as the dominant species.

With poor labor protections and shitty health care, factory jobs aren’t what they were 50 years ago. It’s a work-until-you-die career.

I would fully expect any cloud provider to do the same given a warrant, but I’ve heard some will provide data simply because it was requested.

Can’t find it but I was almost positive there was a trailer for 9 set to this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQRh_koli9E

TUIs FTW!

Pretty sure PWAs can run in the background.

As are all of his nominees, most of his lawyers, most GOP governors, at least half of SCOTUS, most Fox News anchors, and every right wing influencer.

No, we all face higher deductibles and premiums. Fewer enrollees means a smaller risk pool and fewer dollars in the insurance and health care system as a whole. Prices will have to go up to keep equilibrium as well as more denial and delay of care. Hospitals and providers will probably also close up shop or consolidate to save costs. We’re all getting screwed unless money is simply no object for you.

The people already forced to sell their land don’t get shit.

Some speech is freer than others.

ICE recently lured someone out of their house by claiming to be a construction worker (dressed up I’m guessing) that hit a parked car. 😮‍💨

Clearly an emoticon/emoji of Iron Man’s chest.

People have probably died after tying their shoes (20 mins before they were hit by a car). Doesn’t mean they died from tying their shoes. 😮‍💨

Yes, and feel free to codify things you take for granted like a state amendment that asserts businesses are not people and they should not have voting rights in any election (yes, this has been implemented before).

I think a lot of these guides could use more in-depth companion guides to go along with it. Changing your email provider for one is not a simple thing and there are concerns like loss of functionality (Gmail is a good product run by a shit company) and also how to make the process less overwhelming. Some services will give you the option to migrate all your emails from Gmail but maybe you want to start fresh, etc. Then there’s going to all of your providers and updating your contact email. Again, not as simple as signing up for another service.

And also keep up the strongman image by being ruthless to “lawbreakers”.

Haven’t proven ANY of these boats have had drugs on them. And if they did this is a good way to fight an endless war, by waiting patiently for the grunts to leave the trench and making no advance and gaining no intel.

US GDP was around $29 trillion in 2024. Those numbers definitely came from his ass.