You are in or near Sacramento

I am over 70 miles away from Sacramento. How is it that far off of my actual city?

When I was in my 20s, 3 of my friends who didn’t have their own PC would go to a local cafe to play games. Mostly Battlefield 2, but they would also play HL2 and other SP games if they didn’t go together.

Wait… You can die from Alzheimers?

I never said anything about them stealing from each other. 🤦‍♂️

This is Karen type shit. Just find another god damn space.

“Dale, if I’m streaming my games in the future, I’m gonna kick your ass.”

They’re computer programs and limited to the scope of their programming. Humans are not, which is how Neo is able to break the rules governing the reality of the Matrix.

I always thought Thanos’ idea was stupid because his reasoning was about fighting over resources. Less people, more resources to go around.

How the fuck did he not think “I can wish for infinite resources?” Solves his issue with the universe and nobody gets turned into dust.

Say my name.

A little bit of Rocco in my life,

A little bit of Eric by my side,

A little bit of Robert’s all I need,

A little bit of Tim is all I see,

A little bit of Samwise in the sun,

A little bit of Maury all night long,

A little bit of Jesse here I am,

A little bit of you and I’m your man

First wish: I want a perfect body

Second wish: I want a perfect soul

Third wish: I want you to notice when I’m not around

Mom’s gonna flush it all away. Mom’s coming 'round to put it back the way it oughtta be.

Number off is utterly useless.

Nintendo would like everyone to forget about Jynx from Pokemon and nearly every opponent in the Punch-Out series aside from Mike Tyson himself.

(they’re all racist stereotypes)

To be fair, they didn’t originate on PC where you could do that. They originally were just a feature of XBL.

This one seems OP as fuck. I can draw bean content all day. Beans are easy to draw.

See. Easy.