We are far from the bones of our ancestors. 🌌🪐

I love this one.

NO WAY!!!

[insert pretend to be surprised meme here]

😉

I’m probably the wrong person to ask, since I intentionally search out movies that fry my brain. 😉

There are trashterpieces, and then there’s Manos: The Hands of Fate. The movie is a textbook example of incompetent no-budget filmmaking.

You can find it on Tubi.

Less trashy B-movie, and more absurd comedy. The bizarre humour gives Bikini Hackers an almost phantasmagorical quality. It’s “bad” but its also good fun.

You can stream it on Tubi.

Yeah, Teenagers from Outer Space is goofy and “bad” but it’s also very earnest and it has some cool ideas. It also has a pretty high body count. ☠️

This should be available for streaming on Tubi.

A Mexican B-movie in which biker punks cause all kinds of mayhem. Intrépidos Punks is as sleazy as it’s over the top. The main bad guy is basically a luchadore.

Not legally, I think. You can always check ok dot ru.

Initially, I wanted to post a different Shaw Brothers movie yesterday, but after seeing that this is Sunday’s monsterdon choice, I decided against it. They were far too similar, at least when it came to the posters… 😉

Agreed! 🙏 He’s the GOAT.

An epic Shaw Brothers revenge-o-matic with tons of kinetic action.

The 8 Diagram Pole Fighter should be available for streaming on Tubi.

A super cheap Aussie B-movie that’s also super fun.

Sheborg Massacre should be available for streaming on Tubi.com.

There are! It’s actually a pretty decent prosthetic.

Creative liberties were taken. 😉

Akira Kurosawa’s Yojimbo is a fantastic movie, but it doesn’t have a four-breasted slave girl. The Warrior and the Sorceress makes up for that shortcoming.

This should be available on Tubi.

It’s a tiny bit less scuzzy than Hooper’s The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but The Funhouse is still full of miscreants and sleazy carnival vibes.

Ten Violent Women is cheaply made and it doesn’t bring anything new to the table, but it’s a quick, pleasant watch, and it’s also much easier to follow than Ted V. Mikels most notorious movie: The Astro Zombies.

🎶 Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can’t you see? Sometimes your w̶o̶r̶d̶s̶ schlocky movies just hypnotize me 🎶 🕷️