I’ve never agreed more with Steve Bannon. Unfortunately I don’t think Dems have the balls

It’s either extremely successful ragebait, or op thinks “desc” means “sort as a string”

Spoiler alert, it’s Mike Johnson

Good, it’s the bare minimum, but still… Good.

I keep some potted grass by my desk so I can touch it whenever I want

Is it not supposed to be a beak? I’ve never seen anything else

Hey, even better. I was being hyperbolic, but it’s good to see it spread

It might be the bare minimum, but good on you for being the only Democrat to live up to it

All future versions of Python should just append digits of pi; semantic versioning be damned

S, r, t, and d have already been revealed, narrowing this list to just lout

Sure, but he has to get out first

Ah, I was wrong about her being a senator; she’s a representative, but still at the congressional level, so the rest of my position stands.

Sorry, I wasn’t clear, but I’m specifically talking about onboarding an elected US senator.

Even ignoring the unique incompetence of the Democrats, a congressional system where a minority party can only onboard a newly elected congressperson on the timetable of the majority leader is deeply fucked, and ripe for abuse.

I don’t mean to discount anything you’ve said, but this is a very specific crack in our congressional system.

If the Democrats need to wait for Republican consent before they can do anything, then democracy in the US is already done for.

If there’s genuinely no path to onboard a duly elected senator without going through the majority leader, there’s no point in ever swearing in a member of the opposition party again

Sanewashing

In that I’m old enough to have played this so much that the weird laughing sound it makes as it’s hit is etched into my brain? Yes.

In that it’s actually tinnitus? also probably yes

I’m sorry, I mean fuck liberals, but… What?

Images you can hear

Sure, but there still needs to be a joke

Not on an electric violin