1000% agreed, but fuck if I wasn’t literally smitten listening to Lina Khan talk. Attacking corporate hegemony really gets my engine going.

The Internet would be a better place if you could get popped in the jaw every once in a while for saying stupid shit.

I think it depends on how the actor prepares. Keanu is known to be super involved in his stunts and has done a fair amount of actual firearms training. I believe he’s competed in some amateur events.

I would absolutely expect him to be significantly more skilled with firearms than the average person.

And even if he wasn’t John Wick, I just cannot imagine the justification for fucking with Keanu Reeves.

To expand: Got mine several years ago. I was literally in a cold sweat shaking in fear when I got into that doctor’s office and it ended up being a total cakewalk. You basically get one pinch that feels like someone snapped you in the groin with a rubber band, and then you’re pretty much done. I was way more worried than I needed to be. Sat in a lazy boy with peas on my junk for a few days and was right back at it.

Also, don’t make your lady get sterilized just because you’re a bitch. The female process is so much more invasive/painful.

Edit: fun fact, those stirrup things on the doctor table are actually kinda comfy. I dont understand the complaints.

Hey it’s me, I’m you from the year 2028. The only way out is to take more lsd but we didn’t realize it soon enough and now global warming (we’re calling it that again) has made the necessary ingredients impossible to source. You have to take a lot more acid right now in order to break out.

Godspeed traveler.

James Wan begins writing furiously

Yes but a wealthy celebrity has significantly more money and power to keep that act up, making it more effective.

The only disadvantage they have is higher levels of scrutiny, but again, money and a team of people fixes that pretty quick.

The crazy thing is, I think he’s more worried about this than he might need to be.

Theres a solid chance that legit evidence of this mother fucker raping children could come out, and he doesn’t dip below his floor of support. “THIS will be the thing that brings him down” has been proven wrong sooooo many times.

It was about 17 tubes of vagisil.

I haven’t watched the most recent game changer yet, so I was genuinely upset at first. That dude is 90% of the reason I have a dropout subscription.

It’s working, keep attacking these fuckers. I just left an angry voicemail to my GOP rep sounding like an angry conservative.

At least he still thinks he needs control of Congress and sees them as a possible problem if Democrats were to retain control.

My distrust comes from the ever-present possibility that his public persona is an act, because it’s Hollywood. Outside of that, the dude has always come off genuine and comes from a place of good faith. I would absolutely consider him more an ally than enemy.

And even Two Face really just robs banks and shit. He’s not trying to kill Gotham most of the time.

If Bill Barr had spent half his time successfully robbing banks as a masked supervillain, he’d have been a better AG.

“Quickly, cast it into the recycling bin!”…

TIL I’m basically a 50s housewife

Expert level pee distance challenge unlocked

Harvey Dent is infinitely more qualified to be AG than anyone Trump has ever put forward. Hell, half the time he’s actually pretty solid.