Correct orientation unimportant, only absence of fascist tendencies.

Hand wash only, in a deep river until you stop seeing bubbles.

Their leader T-Bone is still at large.

That reminds me that I should reach out to my friends who have masked Irish ancestors from Belfast. To… Hear about their wild stories, totally unrelated to this post.

Intel confirms that she was a high ranking enforcer in {made up cartel that sounds like it was named by a first year high school Spanish student}

Yep, that same one. Someone mentioned the meth came from Canada, don’t remember if anyone was charged outside of NZ for the export/distribution.

Gee ess dub dub sounds like a burger joint menu item.

Yeah, that’s the one!

Dang dude, this guy’s tiny…

“I’m sorry, I’ve failed you. I’m trash.” <Corrupts your saves, for every game, including cloud saves. Bricks your system>

Shit, I don’t even know that many people who I’m close with and have fired a gun before. I might be able to manage 5 at the most.

I remember a story about a guy drinking a can of beer and dying from overdose as a result. Apparently his employer who gave him the case, gave him the one with some kind of drug being smuggled in liquid form and disguised as beer.

Is there a foot compatible version of sign language?

On the 35th day of Christmas, my dealer gave to me…

I could dance like that… If i felt like it

Only if Kathryn Bigelow is involved. I dread someone trying this and ending up with someone worse than Point Break.

For cringe is the mind-killer

I read a food blog article that sounded amazing until I realized the author was living in the UK. I never felt so betrayed in my life.

/s if that’s needed.

I wanna hear how the conversation went between the photographer and the models. Also the conversation between the models talking about how weird the concept is.

I think Mainland China had a lot of kidnappings for some reason. Authorities didn’t do shit about it.

My parents gave me the impression that it was somewhat common in Bangkok too, but I didn’t need to worry as much because I’m not an attractive woman and/or rich looking white tourist.

But then again my mom was fine with halloween trick-or-treating? Lol?

Asian parents are so inconsistent like that. It’s weird how common it is. My parents were worried about me getting poisoned because of that whole Tylenol poisoning thing from the 80’s but didn’t bat an eye whenever the school called about my allergic reactions to peanut exposure. Even before they found out my case wasn’t life threatening. Same thing with peanuts in Halloween candy before I cared enough to read the labels to make sure I had regular M&Ms and not the peanut variety.