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ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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Cake day: September 25th, 2022
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Shite boy summer
7·23 hours agoYou know how you can look at someone, the way they carry their body and face, and determine “this person is not as smart as they think they are.”
4·1 day agoA lot of rodent species incorporate iron into their teeth as well
Listening to a thing on WW2 and the nazis, and they get to the part with Horst Wessel, and it turns into a libbed out “and the fascists cracked down 10 times harder, which goes to show that violence only feeds them.” Like what? Dawg that’s not the lesson, the lesson is when it comes to violence against fascists, go big or go home! They weren’t stopped by sound argumentation or legal writs, they were stopped by superior violence on an unimaginable scale! The lesson here is to pull out all the stops and use every tool at your disposal!
And even that’s assuming he didn’t do sexual violence in Iraq, which he would have had ample opportunity to do
13·3 days agoYou can see the exact moment he spends like 5 seconds thinking about what to say, theyre calling him the world’s most relaxed and honest man.
Dude I’m a bouncer part time and anybody who was THIS cagey and evasive about normal ass questions, I would assume he was there to stalk his ex or something, every bone in my body would be screaming not to let him in the door.
Every time this guy dodges something he turns up the vocal fry 20%
I don’t know why they even bother to claim their victim was the aggressor. If someone had actually walked up on them and opened fire with a DSHK, I would cheer. They deserve all the aggressors in the world
Guy who thinks it’s hangdong instead of hangdog
“He was a haggard man in a rumpled suit, eyes tired and with a hangdong look about him”
Collapse with good subtitles
7·5 days agoYou just know he already has the consistency of pulled pork
If it’s any consolation he’s being eaten alive by neuropathy
Two cakes
It’s not a fucking Rick and Morty tattoo, Ben. This goes well past a “bad tattoo choice.”
Sentences that feel like they were written by Guy Ritchie and would sound right at home being said in a cockney accent
If the ideology of sharing things is for 8 year olds then what age is the ideology of “Mine mine mine! It’s all mine!” for?
That’s how the demon class refers to a moment of clarity