I played it in college.

Remember back when he supported Junteenth as a holiday?

I’m sure fuel efficiency maximums will be upcoming.

“Unless your car burns at least one gallon of sour crude oil (from White House donor countries) per mile you will be designated a terrorist.”

Well of course. Honestly I’m surprised it took this long. As I’ve said in the past, there’s no bigger tent than a fascist who needs power, and no smaller one than a fascist who has power. Trump has gotten the votes he needed from the Catholics, so it’s out with “We’re all Christians here!” and in with “They’re not real true Christians!” In this case apparently because they commit the sin of empathy.

Honestly, if real life cops were even half as dedicated and moral as their fictional copaganda counterparts ACAB probably wouldn’t be a saying.

I have a oddly hard time spotting Cybertrucks in the wild, I think it’s my brain trying to spare me the psychic damage of seeing such an ugly vehicle.

You can probably remove “ID” from your post.

Quick contact DOGE! I’m sure they’ll take care of this government waste! /s

Funny to see the shift from “punish the guy who recorded him” to “punish the guy who said it” after it got media attention. It shows how little really care about their executives being racist pieces of shit who despise their customers, they just care about optics.

Well. of course. Those criminals and drug dealers can be dangerous, so why go after them where there are so many grandmas and children they can bully?

Their alleged goal was to take over Gonave — a tropical island of about 100,000 people

The plot involved buying a sailboat, weapons and ammunition and recruiting homeless people in the Washington, D.C. metropolitan area “to serve as a mercenary force.”

Yeah… I don’t think that’s gonna work.

When I read the headline I assumed it’d be some flyspeck private island where most of the residents are listed as staff. But nope, they wanted to do a full on Columbus and slaughter around 50k people. Which of course, the world would definitely just ignore and just let Gonave become Murder Rape island.

I’m glad they have other charges, because this “plan” is so stupid and unworkable that It’ll be hard to prove that it’s not just some fucked up fantasy that they were larping.

So I guess Putin’s “We’re invading Ukraine to ‘denazify’ it” justification has gone down the memory hole?

I’ll believe it when I see it.

Six for me, but I cannot picture ever using something like this… even while the grief was still fresh.

Well I mean it doesn’t. If the program ever comes out it’ll probably just be a generic LLM with a few custom prompts for each customer (if that).

Also, I can’t imagine anyone who was actually close to someone being willing to actually use something this ghoulish. So they won’t find it suspicious if grandma starts saying the secret ingredient in her pizza sauce was glue or that you should feed baby Charlie one small rock a day.

In case somebody doesn’t know about the nightmarish AI product this comic is referencing: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tq6gqh5aaohgi55y2yofylwj/post/3m5k4ojtgs22r

Hey now, mango’s are a nice fruit. They don’t deserve to be associated with Trump.

Wow, I assumed it’d picked up by this point but according to Wikipedia the PS5 only has 18 exclusive games.

Basically, neonazis and white nationalists worship a definitely tiny dicked dude that probably had a severe mental disorder.

Don’t forget being a speed freak too!

Fuck yeah you got Gong!