Seems incredibly hyperbolic to say he’s there to kill her, but you do you.

That is in fact why. It only takes a moment of inattention. Even if they are 90 it’s not like they move in slow motion or something. Sure, they can slow down with age, but that’s not universal.

Because knives are easy to hide, and it only takes one free hand to grab an officers gun.

On one hand yeah in that timeframe, on the other hand it’s not like his homies weren’t there. Further, subreddits came to exist in 2006, and people could make their own in 2008, so he had a year’ish of r/jailbait existing to do anything about it, and chose not to.

Are you on team Ananas or team Pineapple though?

That one always rung a big hollow to me because of the timeframe of it. At the time he was made a mod there, invites didn’t exist. Folks could just be added to subs- it was actually a method for trolling. At the time, I could add Steve to r/SteveLovesDiddlingKids, for example, and he’d have no say in it. They changed it to an invite system after a subreddit called r/CrabBucket heavily abused it to force folks to stay.

That said, one can quite readily say that spez implicitly supported the jailbait subreddit when he left it up for several years knowingly (Including it being a subheader for reddit on google searches, and it getting nominated for subreddit of the year along with several votes for it.) and only got rid of it when Anderson Cooper did a report on CNN about it.

Obligatory Simpsons did it https://youtu.be/5DlTexEXxLQ

ironically from when the simpsons was hip and with it.

is he worried itll get into the news he never reads?

They don’t want to be big fish in small ponds, they want to be big fish in big ponds, hence why Indianopolis or Cincinnati or whatever other big but not NYC big towns didn’t see billionaires rushing in.

gonna increase my skull diameter by an inch and concuss the FUCK out of myself.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karoshi

Overwork people until they die/kill themselves, great idea, what could go wrong. Really, I want to see homeboy do a month of whatever his lowest employee does with that schedule and THEN say he’s still for it. Bet he’ll be real fuckin’ quiet.

“Why should I change? He’s the one that sucks.”

I’m situational about it. Hundred feet away? Yeah sure. If it feels a lot further? Sorry for the extra work cart dudes, tell your bosses to put another corral in.

Just as good as deporting immigrant truckers during a ongoing trucker shortage. Big brains in the White House, clearly.

Chuck Schumer is firing up the donation request e-mails as we speak, I’m sure.

“Don’t overeat” - Boring, stupid, OKAY DAD

食べすぎないで - Cool, Japanese, makes me feel like an anime character

Funny story, true story

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kane_(wrestler)#Political_career

Hard pass

They’re leaving NYC like a lot of those folks who said they were leaving America if Trump won are moving to… I dunno… wherever they were planning to go.