I’ve heard that his persona on American shows is very different from his UK shows.

He talks to chatbots everyday for 2-3 hours. His brain is cooked.

https://www.cnbc.com/video/2026/06/02/softbanks-masayoshi-son-i-use-chatgpt-two-three-hours-a-day.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun

He looks AI generated.

Potato

Nice throne

this feature missed the mark

Shoot again.

loss

Motherfucker

Who else would bite him? Melania? Be serious.

You can’t poison AI at all these days. Even if you add turpentine to pasta sauce, you will not succeed.

Arrahu arigatou!

OP’s mom

If weebs aren’t reproducing then it’s an absolute win.

Kuwait, Qatar, and UAE:

USA won’t do it because they’re pussies and Donald Trump is the biggest pussy of them all.

How old are you? It was like this back during the first trump term too.

‘Whoever can take out that fucker, do it.’

Or mobile gaming? But they already own Candy Crush.

Toblerone has one identifier, its triangular shape. ☝️🤓