You’re over thinking it brother! Open that thing, enjoy it. It will outlive us both.

Cockaded Woodpecker

Now your just making shit up.

Once you pour ketchup all over everything it doesn’t matter.

I swear I thought I was watching CJ catch the train…

Everybody gets the fuckits from time to time.

Gtfo with your TaX TeH wOrLd bullshit. I aint ever climbed a fucking mountain.

Cooking is not hard. Hell’s wrong with people?

Glad I haven’t used an app store for anything in a couple years.

Where, pray tell in the US are 12 year olds working?

Helping on the family farm doesn’t count.

Pacific northwest 'eh?

Watching this on my phone really got my introspection kicking.

We have shitty camera sensors on our forklifts at work. Let me tell you how much they suck. I have done various hallucinogenic drugs, well over 1000 times in my life. And I ain’t never seen the things these dumbasses censors be tripping on.

Meanwhile, they stayed silent when some dipshit from the office almost got fucked up the other day because apparently HE is fucking invisible…

Well nobody watched that.

Nazi shit was cool looking. And not made of plastic. If any of this shit survives it actually might be collectable one day though.

Why go to heaven, where you have to constantly kiss your gods ass, when you can go to Valhalla! And drink with your Gods! SKAL!

Yet another reason, I aint got a mac.

It’s called “mob mentality.”

You gotta make sure you do that shit in the correct order.

I bet you believed the popcorn lung hysteria as well. Maybe you should educate your own ass.

That’s a lot like my own workout schedule, only without the chest day.