Goddamn that is well done. I can read it in their voices perfectly; I even hear the dice roll in my head.
Goddamn that is well done. I can read it in their voices perfectly; I even hear the dice roll in my head.
Death to plastic; embrace glassware tradition.
People think lizard people are bad because they’re humans mixed with lizard characteristics, but actually they’re bad because they’re lizards mixed with human characteristics 🤢
How is this functionally any different than laying landmines. Although come to think of it, plenty of landmines can actually be disarmed.
“Wooaaaooaohhhw such a genius intelligent deadly clever smart move by the isrealis, wow they are so cool and dangerous and smart, Hezbollah must be completely destroyed now because of the psychological factor of this very intelligent attack, wowww”
Trigger warning: shit heads
r slash neoliberal asks: How should a liberal society deal with stochastic terrorism?
Answer: it can’t!
Lol, most of the replies are just like “oh, well, there’s really nothing we could do, I guess it just has to happen 🤷♂️”
So far I don’t think anyone has suggested that maybe economic burdens are causing the alienation and anxiety that lead people to accepting fascist ideas and eventually committing violence. Cuz, y’know, that would be admitting that the free market is responsible for killing people.
Depression breakfast: leftovers-quesadilla, made from cheese, fried rice, and half of a chopped up burger. Not the worst, but the real news is that my tortilla cooking game is perfect. Just the right amount of oil and heat, and a smidge of butter, and they come out absolutely golden brown every time.
How do I embed gifs I need to do a meme
Turn on debate
Donald Trump is talking about immigrants eating people’s pets
News anchor gives the most limp dick correction I’ve ever heard
Trump just doubles down and says that they’re definitely eating pets
Kamala’s turn, she laughs and goes “wow, talk about extreme!”
I fucking hate this country. We deserve every bad thing coming to us. I hate it so much.
How am I supposed to drink my gin without any limes
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If the non-voting leftist demographic had as much power as all of the various “leftist” reddit subs thought they had, we would be a lot closer to actually taking meaningful political action in this country.
I’m so tired of people looking at the most anemic political group in the country and screeching about how they’re going to tip over the entire cruise ship.
“Reporter Commits Suicide by Ordering Home Robot to Bludgeon Them to Death”
Make sure you bring out the unseasoned potato salad when he shows up at the BBQ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You underestimate the extent to which God is willing to commit to his greatest bit. The man will live and continue to run for president for 40 more years.
Inside sources say there were no protestors, the bugs just appeared
I cannot believe that people think Biden stepped aside amicably just because he didn’t call Harris a removed in his resignation letter. A week ago reporters said he was old-man raging against the people who had turned against him and “betrayed him,” boo fucking hoo, and now in forty eight hours libs have completely whitewashed him into some selfless hero with an astounding political IQ.
As if he wasn’t lying in bed with a fever mumbling about Gerald Ford when his advisors told him that the DNC was gonna cut off all funding and handed him that pre-written letter to sign.
I got so excited