I’m sorry, they gave their own version of the Nobel prize for loyalty to the state?

I can literally walk and get cake. Get on my level.

Australians let us all rejoice, for we have Satan bees!

The last one was actually slightly amusing. That’s the difference

Haggis belongs in top tier.

Priests who do not toe the party line.

It’s almost like they only wanna use religion to enforce their power and not anything else.

The type of authoritarian who loses his shit over dyed hair and demands it be illegal

Psych: “Ok so you’re here because *checks notes* digestive on twitter didn’t like the outfit you wore at the Youth parliament.”

Girl: “Yes.”

Psych: “Well that’s not an illness so…”

Charlie Simp: “STOP RIGHT THERE, I SENT HER HERE SO YOU CAN FIX HER!”

Psych: “Fix her?”

Charlie Simp: “MAKE HER NORMAL!!!”

Psych: “Normal how.”

Simp: “Make her look and act like how I demand people do! You know, long hair, normal make up, normal fashion…”

Psych: “So remove all individuality from her?”

It’s Fedora Silverblue. Saved you the click.

They hate freedom of expression and want everyone to live how they demand.

Young person has eccentric dress sense.

Right wing chud, catatonic with rage: “WE NEED TO MAKE THIS ILLEGAL”.

It’s a CIA/NSA building. It contains SigInt shit.

Man who is the CEO of a business selling mass surveillance beyond the likes of even George Orwell’s 1984 says we should run head first into a surveillance state from which he will directly profit from.

Isn’t this basically the plot of “who shot Mr Burns?”

There’s an alternate timeline in the DC universe where Bruce Wayne was killed in crime alley. Thomas Wayne became Batman and Martha became the Joker because her mind just broke at the death of her son.

Don’t put Phil Dumphy in this category. Man does this share of the housework and is generally a good man.

I think that’s why Hegseth is firing these people, because those people might say no.

Bold of you to assume there a) will be history books or b) they’ll not maintain his personality cult after he dies to maintain the new “status quo”.

Cheney was an absolute cunt, but he had one saving grace: he supported gay marriage.