Don’t like immigrants? Stop burning oil.

Hey look, another one

No sir, it is an egg

Agreed, at any age if you don’t know shit about social etiquette then saying nothing is good advice.

Perhaps the moral is there are better ways to handle this than to burst out laughing and call someone a liar.

The latter is traditionally referred to as a sockpuppet, not a bot.

GNOME: Browse to the location in the files app. Drag the folder to the shortcuts list. Done.

Calling it now, if the Epstein files stay in the headlines Trump will have to nuke Iran.

Yes, but the point is a teaspoon of fine salt might be more salt than intended

Vampire cat forgot how late it was

I mustache you a question but I’m shaving it for later

Fuck Snoop. Could’ve been a great but chose poorly.

What the fuck.

Shower thought: hardware capability hasn’t been a limiting factor for making good games in a long time.

Same, bought Netscape Navigator on floppy disks because I didn’t know how to download it

Edit: not at home, but I recall in 1994 downloading Wayne’s World and Ren & Stimpy clips with Gopher on the university network. Good times.

It’s up to each instance admin team whether to allow bots (where they can identify them) and whether to defederate from instances that do allow them (again, where they can identify them)

Yes, well, I won’t be able to afford that so can I have the turbo button back please

I used to entertain my kid with this. Have them stand between the camera and the display and they can amuse themselves for a (relatively) long time.

The bottom-trawler footage in Ocean made me feel sick. We are sick. We need to change.