The AI replacement says this is true.

That’s just brick dust.

To be fair to them, they probably forgot to write it down due to the excitement. Why use a quill to scribble on something when you can stab an eye with it instead? Much more satisfying

However unlikely, it can nonetheless happen.

Regardless, porn wasn’t mentioned anywhere in that article.

Now that’s just quibbling. Porn is generally used for the purpose of masturbation.

Yes.

I’m vaguely sure there was a museum once that featured saucy war time sex chats.

The Balkans are quite Greek in their dislike for each other.

Sure they do. They harm your health if used in excess.

Greener grass…

Boredom and monotony go hand in hand.

Sure. Banana is the favourite fruit, and all the others are set aside.

It is caring about oneself. Exclusively.

My bad. Remembered heart attack story instead of stroke one.

https://nrtimes.co.uk/masturbation-linked-to-stroke-in-medical-case-study/

Thankfully, my books are made out of the flesh of my enemies.

Recycling for a cleaner future!

Not really what is looked for here in most ways, but there’s Parkan.

I have little to say other than it exists.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Depends on who does the diagnosis and for what reason.

First of all, self-diagnosis specifically linked to TikTok trends or other social media is a very dumb way of claiming to have ADHD or any defining trait of some kind. Enough users do this to make it an issue of general perception of the actual state of things.

So while I’d say that detection has increased, the alleged “brainrot” has followed as well - for the duration of the trend’s popularity.

Not your fault. Nobody can be aware of everything.

And yes, people have fapped to porn until they had a heart attack and died due to it.

Self-care.

Surely you meant Cat Pawpaw

Everybody hates somebody.

Hmm… Duck.