Bunnings shopper: “Finally! A worthy opponent! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!”
“Brother, may I have some oats?”
“No.”
[Sharpens guillotine with revolutionary intent]
Isn’t that the Buddhist/Hindu version?
PURRRRRRRRRRRGING WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH MY KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
A-10 go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Do you feel that Putler? That’s the walls closing in.
“WITNESS ME!”
Having to swear loyalty to your country at the start of every school day is NOT NORMAL.
Sincerely, an Australian.
[Sharpens guillotine with revolutionary intent]
I’m not your buddy, guy.
[Angry Mechanicus noises]
So say we all.
He will send those children straight to his plantation.
RuZZia: [Invades Ukraine]
Ukraine: [UNO reverse card]
I cast “A belly full of lead”.
He shall be forever immortalized in meme form