
This post is pretty much the definition of clickbait. 👎

This post is pretty much the definition of clickbait. 👎


Let me tell you about the time I gave a lab mouse three extra legs then blew it up…


You will beat this thing like it’s a cheap rug.


Please return the egg!
…I’m fine with just garlic bread, really.


Someone built a biodegradable hard drive CASE Jesus Christ they’re lying to us in the article’s first sentence.


Given their other achievements in horsemanship, I’m not convinced the Mongols couldn’t train them to climb ladders.
That banner is awfully wide. .______________.


I have a friend with a doctorate in computer science. He writes accountancy software for a living.
🤷♂️
Although his thesis was on designing hardware to function under a different set of physical laws.


How do you heat water for pasta? Do you just fill a saucepan and wait?


Most people never learn how to use the power setting to more evenly heat food when needed. Or to add some moisture to keep things from drying out.
Teach me? I need this skill.


Better clear your schedule, Deanna.


Snow globes with no snow.
Postcards that say “wish you were here!”


Sometimes I think all of DS9 is a holodeck program that Next Generation-era O’Brien puts a buffer clone of himself through occasionally, in a fit of self-loathing.
Aw, battie’s got grandma hands.
What does ‘goth’ mean these days? Would Robert Smith recognise his own?
Me too.
I like the way it logs me out of anything I’ve logged into at session close.


I don’t want to stop caring. I just want them to turn off the torment nexus, even if it’s only for a little while.
My wife uses an ostrich feather brush. It carries an electrostatic charge that holds the dust.