One state solution… for now.
Iran is also stating that a senior general of theirs was killed in the strike.
Alabama, really? The most country fried shit hole that isn’t going to come close to flipping to any lib in the next 50 years, and they purge voters. Do they not have anything better to do?
The one in my local grocery store softly coos as it checks stock
Pro tip, swap out the band with something shiny and it’s a fashion watch.
Looks more like a bedazzled generic Fossil to me. 🤷♀️
Larger war in middle east.
GOP succeeds in getting NE electoral votes as winner takes all and ME doesn’t because they’re out of session. The election is tied 269 electoral votes and the supreme court gives it to Trump even though he loses the popular vote.
A third assassination attempt, this time Trump walks under a piano suspended over the sidewalk. A cleaver rascal by the name of JD Vance walks past the guys hoisting the piano in full drag and winks at them. Our hapless boys forget to hold the rope as they awooooooga!. Trump doesn’t die from the baby grand dropping on him, but he is unable to serve his term due to his mouth being full of piano keys instead of teeth. Vance becomes president.
The US balkanizes, still no healthcare. The treats still flow but they’re all bootleg.
Cis women have to wear arm bands to signal when they’re ovulating. Taylor Swift is assigned as Elon Musk’s girlfriend, she is never heard from again.
The Lt. governor of NC starts producing porn… It’s really gross.
the betting industry is ruining lives…
Yeah well, if it stays that hot then sooner or later it’ll sort itself out.
You’ve got my vote!
Old people will also be banned under our great owl overlord.
“We noticed you at the liquor store and we really like your vibe…”
Great analysis. But one has to ask, which cut of the film?
Alternative title: Get free remote start on your KIA with this one simple trick!
If you learn how to set auto start and stop timers, it defeats the convenience of an app. Shit really isn’t that hard.
I would only put my dick in it. No regrets.
Ode de owl. I got a connection that flies over me and pisses.