Well off you pop, get to it. No time like the present.

Or are you just too busy right now to disrupt your life with a political assassination?

Not to worry, I’m sure the next leftist this buck gets passed to, won’t be. They’ll get on this revolution pronto.

…Can anyone else hear that cricket?

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I do not understand how some people live without curtains, blinds or privacy film over their windows.

Living in your home while on full display to anyone watching, is insanity and an open invitation to stalkers and creeps.

Xtianity isn’t monotheistic though as it has the trinity and a huge emphasis on jesus being worshipped as the son of god. What’s another entity added to this?

And not to mention with one more guy in the mix, they’ll actually have a quad and it’ll be more symbolically ballanced, one guy for each arm of the tortue device they use as a holy religious symbol.

Hell, with one more dude and a quint, they can crucify jesus in the middle and have a dude for each end of the crucifix. Big g at the top, D man at the bottom, dead J in the middle, Holy S on the right and player 5 on the left.

Swole Ice King and the angry Meseeks would be an interesting crossover episode.

I enjoy reading stuff like this, it takes slightly more concentration to account for the font and unusual alphabet. The, I’m guessing, accidantal extra ‘c’ in ‘choker’ threw me for a second tho, ngl.

Satan is an xtian construct, so satan8c screaming is still xtian music.

Labour will spend your money how it sees fit and you’ll like it. put up with it, because what else can you do.

FTFY

Fo shizzle my Bizzle

I like cats and that it looks like a stylised way of writing Cam, which is a cool little geared mechanism.

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‘Drop it like it’s hot’ is the first thing I think of when I see that pic of Thomas.

Ayyyy lmao.

I still can’t believe how many people thought this was a real fucking alien.

You’re going to get your dad to beat up my dad? For real? Ok, hang on, lemme find a pen ans give you my address. He’ll be mowing the lawn on Sunday afternoon, I’ll see you there! This is going to be great!

(This is a poorly paraphrased rendition of a Bill Hicks sketch, it’s stuck with me since I fist saw it as a kid tho as my parents were also assholes. My dad was built tho and would probably have killed anyone elses dad who was stupid enough to try anything, but the sketch made me laugh, so that’s something.)

Utopia (the original british series) has a fucking amazing score.

Tonic water was going to be my suggestion too, it ticks all OP’s boxes.

I’m an idiot, I’ve been somehow parsing that as ‘dungeon level’ and managing to level up anyway between switching wands out before, so never had this issue before. This is on me.

Sorry for any hassle!

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(Pretty sure there’s a few of us with this username on piefed at this point, but I’m not going to fight the compliment. Thanks btw.)

At least your greys are in a respectable place, mine have started coming in in my left eyebrow and so far, nowhere else. I’d love some dashing streaks of grey at my hairline or temples, no one mistakes that for lint or a cobweb.