I recently stood near with two distinguished professors of architecture who were talking about a colleague obsessed with replacing concrete with a material derived from a fungus.

They were about to move on with their conversation.

I rudely interrupted, apologised for my brain, and explained their colleague had a point, because concrete structures were less roomy than fungus ones…

… because there’s not mushroom.

They regarded me as one may look at a developmentally challenged toddler.

No regrets here though.

Never. Also, keep it out of bright light and never feed it after midnight.

Footage of the perps planning the heist.

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The patriarchy don’t respect the matriarchy unless in the presence of the batriarchy. Got it.

According to a statement from her doctors, they had hopes up until her very last moments that she would 🎵 turn around… 🎵

Bullshit

I’d love the ability to filter users based on average posts per day. My world does not need twenty screenshots per hour of some edgy comments from Xitter. I don’t care whether the posters are human or not; what does it matter if they’ve become meat puppets of the algorithm?

Weirdest Where’s Waldo/Wally ever

Arthur: How many times Merlin? Hang a sock on the door!

From the thumbnail, I expected: Scientists develop world’s thinnest waffle.

That guitar is clearly solid

Given that people in the past used both honey and mustard in poultices, there is a non-zero chance that someone discovered this particular combination while inadvertently licking their fingers after treating a gangrenous wound. “Damn, Sir Richard, you’ll be losing the leg, but taste this - it’s amazing.”

And secret heirs to family estates have great, savage hounds painted with phosphorus and set loose on the moors.

Because Microsoft Outlook was installed

Sorry, you’ve both missed and got the point. My question wasn’t about whether a human hand is physically capable of placing an ‘O’ in a specific square. I linked to that video because that game makes no sense. The video answers my question; this end game could arise only through extreme stupidity.

For anyone asking, “How could a game of tic-tac-toe reach this end state?”, see here.

Hell hath no fury like a faithful idiot scorned

That’s home. That’s us.

Sorry guys, I blinked. Can we take it again?

In return, we’ll continue to provide unrestricted access to our Song Contest.