UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agoIf the Spiderman character was invented today, he would be stopping school shootingsmessage-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1229arrow-down120
arrow-up1209arrow-down1message-squareIf the Spiderman character was invented today, he would be stopping school shootingsUraniumBlazer@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squareleaky_shower_thoughtlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down2·14 days agohe will, and it’s gonna be a single panel of suddenly the school shooter is wrapped in bodily or synthetic – depending on which spiderman – fluids. prolly for spidey, this would just amount to a Tuesday side-quest.
minus-squareUraniumBlazer@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·14 days agoAmerican politicians then: “The solution to a bad man with a gun is a good man who can shoot really sticky stuff really far without getting tired”.
he will, and it’s gonna be a single panel of suddenly the school shooter is wrapped in bodily or synthetic – depending on which spiderman – fluids.
prolly for spidey, this would just amount to a Tuesday side-quest.
American politicians then: “The solution to a bad man with a gun is a good man who can shoot really sticky stuff really far without getting tired”.