• neidu2M
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    2 months ago

    My GF: “Why is my hairbrush on the floor?”
    Me: “Don’t touch, there’s poop on it!”

    Context: This happened 12 years ago. I was changing the diaper of my then 1 year old, and I gave him a hairbrush to distract him so that he’d lay still. He whacked it into the freshly opened poop diaper.