• Skates
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    1 month ago

    Pffft you youngsters with your fancy medicine. If he bleeds long enough THAT’LL KILL THE TETANUS.

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      No joke this is what an eight year old in one of my classes was saying many years ago. He was like “oh you just gotta get the blood all out” when it came to some cut he had. Another eight year old, looked over and sarcastically said, “Dr. <<First name>>” and rolled his eyes.

      That’s how stupid Facebook is, so stupid it’s the glue chewer treating his own wound in a 3rd grade class.

      • TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works
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        If the patient keeps bleeding for long enough they will eventually die, and if the patient dies then their illness dies with them. 100 percent success rate.