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    1 year ago

    How often do you personally take time off work for “a family emergency” just to instead go to the spa for the day, order some comfort food when you get back home, draw yourself a bubble bath, shave your legs, and then end the evening by inserting a cactus into your rectum? Sorry, I just had to ask.