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    9 months ago

    due to the liquor laws in america, certain types of booze have very high quality standards…
    namely Vodka, Scotch, and Bourbon…
    (vodka must be made into nearly pure ethanol and then diluted, scotch must be aged 3 years in scotland… so it’s always decent, and bourbon has a bunch of fun rules too… i don’t really like bourbon though)

    the health part always makes me stop my drinking problems though… i just can’t handle it…
    getting a little tipsy consistently is possible to maintain a functioning alcoholism though… be sure to stay extra hydrated and alcohol inhibits vitamin absorption… so… whatever