I’ll start:

4yo: Knock knock! 9yo: Who’s there? 4yo: Banana! 9yo: Banana who? 4yo: Banana you glad I didn’t say Orange?

  • TORFdot0@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    My 3 year old daughter told our neighbor she has two dads (she does not)

    She was talking about her uncle, my brother

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      1 year ago

      I love it!

      Reminds me of when my 3yo said “look at that BLACK GUY!” in public.

      It was a guy dressed in black.