• DragonBallZinn [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      9 months ago

      I would watch the shit out of that.

      porky-scared-flipped: “Your honor, I didn’t murder anyone! My pollution was never INTENDED to kill anyone, I just didn’t care if people lived OR died!”

      porky-scared-flipped: “They always had the choice of buying my canned air if they wanted, or not buying my oil at all. How is it MY fault the human race picked my product over their future?”

      porky-scared-flipped: “I know in socialist Europe you hate freedom here at the Hague, but in good-ol USA we support this thing callled ‘freedom’. Ever heard of it? Well I’ll have you know that pollution is a human right! It grows the economy! What are we, a bunch of browns?”