The arrest comes after a string of vehicle and property thefts in the area.
  • DarkNightoftheSoul@mander.xyzEnglish
    56·
    9 months ago

    Nut doesn’t fall far from the tree. I wonder how she’s gonna spin this one. Poor bastard. Can you imagine having that as your mother?

  • vexikron@lemmy.zip
    44·
    9 months ago

    Ok, so if I am reading this rap sheet right… he was breaking into cars, stealing drivers licenses and car insurance/registration/loan documentation and also impersonating people based on the documentation he did have to get the documentation he did not have to basically try to illegally sell the cars eventually, or possibly arrange an illegitimate title transfer to himself, and also doing all this with a bunch of his not yet adult friends.

    What an idiot.

    • SeabassDan@lemmy.world
      25·
      9 months ago

      It almost seems like it’s a pretty big operation and we’re not really getting the full scope of how much he was actually able to steal, and this is just what they were actually able to pin on him.

      • PowerCrazy@lemmy.mlEnglish
        27·
        9 months ago

        Sounds like par for the course as a failson of a US Senator. Maybe he’ll eventually be a board member of a Ukranian Energy Company.

  • grabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.world
    211·
    9 months ago

    So much here.

    They live in a town called Rifle and he was arrested in a town called Silt. I’m losing the will to live just reading those names.

    Meanwhile the victims range in age from a toddler to a senior citizen. And the kids he was arrested with are all younger so he’s some kind of ring leader. This is not going to end well for him. Or his kid. Yes, Boebert referred to him as “an adult and father”.

    Sigh.

      • grabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.world
        81·
        9 months ago

        It’s just not very inspiring. Makes me think of dried up river beds. There’s a lot of things you can name a town. Silt and Rifle do not lead me to believe there’s a lot of intellectual stimulation. More desperately trying to scrape a living out of scrub brush and rocks. Maybe it’s really nice. What do I know.

        silt noun

        1. fine sand, clay, or other material carried by running water and deposited as a sediment, especially in a channel or harbour

        verb

        1. become filled or blocked with silt

        Example: the river’s mouth had silted up

  • AZERTY
    19·
    9 months ago

    Six victims are listed in the summary, with ages ranging from a three-year-old toddler to a 64-year-old.

    I’d really love to know what he took from the toddler tbh.

  • Luci@lemmy.caEnglish
    201·
    9 months ago

    That mugshot looks like he’s got a future as the subject of a true crime podcast

    • pingveno@lemmy.mlEnglish
      6·
      9 months ago

      Rifle, CO, population 10k. The police department’s camera is probably from 1983.

  • ULS@lemmy.ml
    9·
    9 months ago

    Well you have to remember who his mother and father are. He probably had a shitty life.

    • rem26_art@kbin.social
      7·
      9 months ago

      as far as i can tell that means something like being in possession of someone else’s credit card or debit card or the like with intent to use it

  • WashedAnus [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    2·
    9 months ago

    I mean, what else would you do when you found out your mom was doing over-the-pants stuff at Beetlejuice and people were calling that a handjob???