wear sunscreen

send more cancer pics

the hottest

Nah, if you were ashamed of the shit you wouldn’t have done the shit. What you are is embarrassed to have been caught.

Snoots.

Will I believe what happened next? Will it shock me?

I claim the Isle of Wight.

Can you post a video of an “average” play for you?

b a n a n a

“All good here.”

-Ken Paxton, probably

“my bad bro, i forgot to tell you guys about the open notorious corruption.”

-Tom “Uncomfortuncle” Clarence

What a shame. I was so excited! I hope he revisits the retort.

I only purchased this toothbrush because that was the only way to get the water-resistant Corporate Surveillance Device that I wanted for the bathroom.

why
in
the
name
of
christ

Take a position? No, that might hurt someone’s feelings.

Please, God, No

“Look what you made me do.”

It might deal a little less damage than other weapon types in its class, but it has the ability to crush/penetrate a small amount of armor, a natural counterpoint to shield/katana. A disciple’s rod or simple club as starting weapon, flanged mace in class 2, and morning star in class 4.

😬

Y’know, if I didn’t already know it can’t happen here, I’d be tempted to say we’re well into a new fascist regime.