Texas Sen. John Cornyn has informed his colleagues that he intends to run for Senate Republican leader. He's the first senator to announce a campaign after Sen.
  • Rapidcreek@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    “Hey, guys! Vote for me, John Cornyn, for Republican Senate Leader! At least I’m not Tommy Tuberville or Herschel Walker!”

    “Walker lost that election, John.”

    “See? I bet Tuberville didn’t even know that! Vote for me!”