if kill it ur fault
Where were you when hexbear was kil
i was on line when dirt awl msg me
‘hexbear is kill’
‘no’
hexber iz kil
making an account on another instance so i can downvote this post
u kill hezbear
shh dont tell them our secrets
This is fake news. Hexbear never sleeps. Cannot die in its sleep. Admin please move to c/badposting
no
Hexbear dying is when the posters do stuff
Why is everyone making posts like this
Someone made a “Is Hexbear dying?” post earlier that got traction.
Why it’s getting the Obama treatment?
uhhh let me drink beer
uhhh dill pickle spear
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I’m sorry I made a bad post and then I made another bad post and now we’re here.
posting
so that it spontaneously combusts
i upboated please keep hexbear alive 
Can’t be asleep if I never 
therefore it will never die! 
very disappointed to wake up this morning
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