• radix@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Thank you for calling HP Painters! We would be happy to complete your painting job for the low, low price of $200! That’s the up-front cost, then just a small subscription of $100/month on a 10-year contract.

      Thanks again for calling, you can send in your deposit of your first born child to

          HP Painting & Blood Extraction Services
          666 Hells Way
          Gary IN 46407
      
    • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Until you get a call from them saying the can of unused paint has passed it support date and you need to purchase a new one, but we don’t sell those outright any more you need to get a $20/m subscription.