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      • BertramDitore@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        2 months ago

        I agree it’s cute, but this is the Associated Press, a global news standard.

        There are plenty of less-serious outlets who should feel free to go crazy with their headlines. I think it’s a bad practice in general, but that’s just my personal gripe.

        In this case though, most people don’t go to the Associated Press for puns, they go for no-nonsense concise journalism.