• AutoTL;DR@lemmings.worldB
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    2 months ago

    This is the best summary I could come up with:


    “In some instances, espionage is conducted by countries we consider friends — friends with sharp elbows and voracious intelligence requirements.”


    The original article contains 18 words, the summary contains 18 words. Saved 0%. I’m a bot and I’m open source!

    • Baku@aussie.zone
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      2 months ago

      Thank you, lemmings bot, for saving 0 words! That’s a fantastic summary if I’ve ever seen one

      • joelfromaus@aussie.zone
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        2 months ago

        It’s even funnier when you look at the essay of an article. The bot did the equivalent of forming an opinion from the title.

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      2 months ago

      consequences

      Haha you must be joking, right? India could nuke Tasmania and we’d STILL offer them a blowjob!