RFK finds running mate. Their respective worms don’t get along at first, but learn to get along after some sort of trial and/or tribulation.

This movie writes itself.

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    1 month ago

    Though the man’s preference for soft bacon wasn’t the sole cause of the ailment, the researchers determined that he likely consumed bacon that had gone bad.

    😳

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      I’ve eaten some sketchy bacon before… I think I’ll stop now.

      Wait no, even if it was bad, wouldn’t cooking it kill the eggs?

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          Oh I missed it said sole cause. I thought they were dismissing the soft bacon thing entirely.

          I’ll continue to eat dodgy bacon then, as long as it’s properly crispy.