I was once chased by a coyote and managed to escape by dropping an anvil on its head
“People say my environmental policies are bad. But I am an environmentalist. How else do they explain my time fighting pollution as a youth? I served with Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth, from Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind, from Asia, Gi, with the power of Water… and from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart.”
you should run for president
RFK Jr. The type of guy to float in midair when he smells pie.
was exaggerated or never happened
Brain worms planting thoughts in his head I love it
That worm definitely hollowed out what little gray matter was there
he’s got the ronald reagan type of brainworms
RFK Jr once went to a piano concert except the pianist kept playing wrong and eventually RFK Jr got so frustrated he stormed up to the piano to play correctly but there was a stick of dynamite attached to the middle C key
did he get read dead redemption mixed up with his real life
actually that cant be because arthur morgan never even comes into conflict with natives. what a chill guy
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He was in Peru, y’all…
Amerikkkans can’t get enough of genocidal brain dead presidential candidate. Now there is 3 of this monsters
POV: you’re interviewing RFK Jr about his book
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His brain was melted 40 years ago? That doesn’t bode so well for quick sundown of biden/trump
People underestimate the power of TNT. If I’m elected I will reach across the aisle by throwing sticks of dynamite at Congress.
Dune nerds, what mini shai hulud in his brain should be called?
Sources say he saw an attractive women and said “AWOOOOGA hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing!”, his eyes popped out of his head, his jaw dropped and his tongue rolled out onto the table.
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lol, how is there a presidential candidate that makes more sense if you assume that he is a Trill
I can’t believe we’re considering giving this man access to the Illudiim Q-36 Exploding Space Modulator