The admin told me that if I’d read theory I’d be an anarchist

And by “reading theory” they actually meant watching Breadtubers do cultural analysis of the current trends in movies and TV interspersed with the occasional video essay about how authoritarianism is bad and how Marx was actually an anarchist deep-down who cherished Bakunin (and how Engels, the sneaky authoritarian, cynically perverted Marx’s work after his death.)