Diplomjodler@lemmy.world to Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world · 4 maanden geledenTesla chair says Elon Musk needs $46 billion pay plan to stay motivatedarstechnica.comexternal-linkmessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1151arrow-down18file-textcross-posted to: teslamotors@lemmy.zipnews@lemmy.world
arrow-up1143arrow-down1external-linkTesla chair says Elon Musk needs $46 billion pay plan to stay motivatedarstechnica.comDiplomjodler@lemmy.world to Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world · 4 maanden geledenmessage-square32fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: teslamotors@lemmy.zipnews@lemmy.world
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up58·4 maanden geledenAnd out of the 8 billion people on this planet, there’s not one other who could be motivated for less and be at least an equally effective CEO?
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·4 maanden geledenShit, I’ll do it for half that!
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·4 maanden geledenIf you want to put me in charge of Tesla, I’ll do it for a million bucks a year and a house. Doesn’t even need to be a big house. Three bedrooms and a two car garage.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 maanden geledenDamn you! Alright, I’ll do it for half a million.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 maanden geleden$250,000 and a car. But not a Tesla. No way am I driving one of those.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-24 maanden geleden$50,000 and a bicycle!
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 maanden geleden20 bucks and a promise to send Elon to Mars and never let him come back!
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 maanden geledenActually, I’ll pay to have him shot to Mars at the next Starship launch.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 maanden geledenBut can you fire 1000 people and still sleep at night? If not, then you’re not right for the job.
And out of the 8 billion people on this planet, there’s not one other who could be motivated for less and be at least an equally effective CEO?
Shit, I’ll do it for half that!
If you want to put me in charge of Tesla, I’ll do it for a million bucks a year and a house. Doesn’t even need to be a big house. Three bedrooms and a two car garage.
Damn you! Alright, I’ll do it for half a million.
$250,000 and a car.
But not a Tesla. No way am I driving one of those.
$50,000 and a bicycle!
20 bucks and a promise to send Elon to Mars and never let him come back!
Actually, I’ll pay to have him shot to Mars at the next Starship launch.
But can you fire 1000 people and still sleep at night? If not, then you’re not right for the job.
Well fuck.